I crush on men at the rate of less than one per year.
I crush on women at the rate of about one per week.
I should totally just come out of the closet already. Statistically, my chances of ending up with a man, making my parents very happy and having 2.4 cute little kids are only very fractionally higher than 0%.
Is it normal for lesbians to have man crushes? What the hell am I?
That is all.
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